Cooning

A person who is pretending to be black but isn't.

You seriously don't know what i'm talking about? Fine. Imagine a black guy, Now imagine him with white skin. There ya go, cooning.

by GoWestWasABandInThe80s March 7, 2015

Cooning

To consume leftover food items out of a garbage can.

When Jason got back from the bar, he started cooning and downed the end of a day-old pizza.

by Smooth Horse March 4, 2009

Cooning

If you’re black use this to describe someone acting out who is tweaking or really dumb.

And this definition is not to be confused with an Uncle Ruckus type.

“Man, that nigga cooning bruh”
“Shut up you damn coon”

by 2stix March 2, 2019

Cooning

When someones threatened with Coons-ECook's-Eyeshreat Of Their Fist To Your Face

Watch out son you'll end up Cooning around with the Coon's-Eye... "That old Farm Man Telling His Son He's A Man Now. Stand Up For Your Self Son. Time To Be A Man ;)

by PimpJ-PapaSmurf September 14, 2019

Cooning

Someone who quickly jumps in a trade (stocks or crypto) and jumps out after a quick profit.

Today I'll be cooning bitcoin. Easy money.

by TheMoneyFlipper January 3, 2021

Cooning

Candice Owens. Stephen on Django. African American Republicans are all definitions of cooning. Lets us not forget Herschel Walker.

Man...did you hear Candice Owens cooning again. She must have Stockholm syndrome.

by OG Bobby Johnson's Johnson March 15, 2022

Cooning

The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.

Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.

Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"

by HoChiSock May 17, 2023