cookies

cookies is a portion of food from God, eat one and live heaven
if you are scared of a monster under your bed, or in your closet eat 1 cookie and you will live.

Child: mommy there is a monster under my bed.
Mom: here kid eat a cookie.
in the market buy cookies

by A cool one November 28, 2019

cookies

a round delicious pastry that just makes your day...what else would it be?

She brought in some amazing cookies for the class and it made me happy.

by Feelmi Teach February 28, 2009

cookies

what some websites and internet explorer use to track your information across the internet.

Tools>internet options>delete cookies

by Mr Orange August 23, 2004

cookies

another term for weed to use around public without anyone knowin

Yo man I got some cookies we gone eat em all tonight!

by niggerbitch11234 February 22, 2011

cookies

a way to say sex when you want to tell your friend who got laid without getting tattled on by your younger sister or getting detention from your strict teacher.

inspired by a nigahiga skitzo video.

Girl 1: omg, Sarah had cookies with Ryan- again!
Girl 2: are you effin serious?
Little sister: *continues to watch Elmo*

by smileybabes October 18, 2010

cookies

a delicious snack that goes/belongs in your pants.

person 1: "Do you wants some cookies?"

person 2: "Sure."

person 1: "The cookies are in my pants!"

by TheBadAssNinja! January 12, 2010

Cookies

b00bs

Got Milk?

by Just Like Campbells...MmMm Good June 21, 2003