estados confundidos

Litterally: states of confusion

Figuratively: the USA...that should have been obvious.

"Me gusta mucho viviendo en Los Estados Confundidos"

by Donna W October 11, 2007

confundle

1. The act of confusing a person entirely. 2. The use of the word can also be confusing the person who is confusing you.

i.e. (1.) You confundle me sir.
i.e. (2.) Wait what does confundle mean?

by B. Duncan October 10, 2006

Confunted

the amalgam of cunt and confused, used when somebody displays confusion while intoxicated.

Example: "Mate you want a mixed kebab?" "What the fuck are you saying? I'm confunted."

by Thomas Parfrey January 1, 2009

confunked

being so utterly confused that it inhibits your activities of daily living at that point in time.

"dude, im so confunked right now...what the hell is goin' on here..."

by ctrlaltdelicious May 8, 2010

Confundanturphobia

The fear of getting merge conflicts while developing a (software) project.

"Maybe we should do all coding on one branch, by one developer...", said the junior developer. "That is just your confundanturphobia talking, it will be fine", said the senior lead developer.

by Malgefor November 27, 2017

Confunkulated

The state of being confused past the point of confusion.

I am so confunkulated right now, I can't speak real words!!!

by Profitwolf August 22, 2011

confunckled

confunckled is when your confused, angry and horny as fuck at the same time

scarlett: damn man, i've been so confunckled ever since i meet that boy
kyra: damn.

by 1273downtherockerfellerstreet March 4, 2019