-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).
by vincentttttt April 16, 2008
Get the contardedmug. She so contarded, I hate her.
by jaki January 18, 2004
Get the contardedmug. noun
/conˈtärd/
1. an individual, whose thinking process has been
rendered impaired by political correctness and the
failure to understand that people are responsible
for their actions and the world does not owe lazy
or stupid people a living.
/conˈtärd/
1. an individual, whose thinking process has been
rendered impaired by political correctness and the
failure to understand that people are responsible
for their actions and the world does not owe lazy
or stupid people a living.
That contard voted for someone with no qualifications to be president and now everyone is losing his old health care coverage.
by mc rob January 11, 2019
Get the contardmug. A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.
by Olive_loves_someone November 15, 2006
Get the Contardedmug. Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.
by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006
Get the contardedmug. by a. nonimouse July 6, 2003
Get the contardedmug. by josie321 March 3, 2016
Get the contardedmug.