conkers

Short for Conker's Bad Fur Day, one of the best video games for the nintendo 64. It has a great 1 player mode and tons of 2 player minigames such as War, Deathmatch, Beach, Colors, etc. Tons of fun with 4 people, invite your friends over!

"I'm going to play some Conker's. Wanna come?"

by KaiserMonkey September 14, 2003

conkers

Used as an expletive instead of a proper expletive around children.

Oh conkers i've forgotten to turn the bath tap off!

by DynamoBri July 29, 2010

Conkers

Another form of Crazy

Also worth mentioning Conker the Squirrel.

Dan: Hey, did you hear about the lacrosse game? USA beat England.

John: No way! That's Conkers!

by Testi-clese June 30, 2023

conkers

fun, laughs, absurdity

We went skinny dipping just for conkers.

by streed51 May 30, 2008

conkers

a commonly used slang term for skull-fucking. derived from the act of scooping out the relevant eyeball with an ice cream scoop, but leaving the optic nerve attached so that once the skull-fucking has commenced, the fucker's balls knock against the fuckee's optic nerve, like in a game of conkers.

man that bitch was so filthy, we even played conkers

by Tommarse January 29, 2009

conker

Slang: A penis or prick.

It's not my fault I have a huge conker.

by iCeD December 01, 2004

Conker

slang for "mouth".

A: My eyes are bigger than my mouth
B: Shut up and shove it in your conker.

by Edmund, King of Narnia March 30, 2010