Someone who looks incredibly washed up. Typically with greasy hair, still thinks cargo shorts are trendy, and most likely in the anime club. The absolute embodiment of a discord/reddit admin.
Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about that kid the other day?"
Friend 2: "What about him?"
Friend 1: I heard he online dates on discord!"
Friend 2: "Woah, what a conk."
Friend 2: "What about him?"
Friend 1: I heard he online dates on discord!"
Friend 2: "Woah, what a conk."
by okipullup April 30, 2020
Get the Conkmug. by AntiXG June 25, 2021
Get the Conkmug. A bloke that's just a straight gimp. They're so dumb you take the piss out of every conversation with them
by BABAKanUSH January 2, 2020
Get the Conkmug. A word used to describe something that is incredibly glitchy. The glitches can be intentional or unintentional, but if it is glitchy to the point where it is broken, it is conk.
'Did you play that level everyone's been talking about? It was really conk.'
'I played Big Rigs the other day, that game was really conk.'
'I played Big Rigs the other day, that game was really conk.'
by Lowonk June 24, 2020
Get the Conkmug. by Fatdongmcgee September 23, 2019
Get the Conkmug.