Contortionist

Insanely flexible person that can bend in many different and unique ways (like myself;)

I am a contortionist so I I'm flexible and can bend in so many different ways!!

by Grace S. Mill May 7, 2018

Conforti

The most awesome Italian family known to man. They got money, power, and plenty of women. They all drive expensive cars, wear the nicest clothes, got the freshest haircuts, and got the biggest (you know what). Before the Jersey shore there were the Conforti's.

Damnnnn did you see that Conforti walk by?

by thejerseyshore June 2, 2010

contortionist

people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.

>"They do it in the washing machine."

>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."

>"Not if they're both contortionists."

by junebuggy January 26, 2009

contortion

Being able to stretch in unusual positions not ordinary people can achieve; usually performed in circuses.

At the circus I saw contortion

by Igle December 15, 2007

contortionist

Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.

Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.

At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.

by Adel7 January 3, 2008

contorted

twist or bend out of its normal shape.

James contorted every object around him

by Ray321 January 4, 2016

contort

To twist out of shape

You can contort a piece of metal

by Izzyi234 May 16, 2017