Color Confused

The new politically correct term for those who are "color blind".

Billy: "Mom! Shawn from school is so color blind that he can't tell red from green!"

Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."

by andIwaslikeyes March 12, 2011

Confused Jouster

Medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. Used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.

Forsooth, friend Catesby! Yon wench passed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. As she crouched astride my manhood, I could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.

by EvilBiscuit June 17, 2013

Confucked

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.

The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.

by catfood69 May 11, 2016

I’m confused

A phrase brianna uses way to often, is more like a lifestyle

Wait I don’t get this I’m so confused

Brianna: “I’m confused”
Kiersten: “when are you not”

by Gummy bears are great March 25, 2019

racially confused

Someone who doesn't know anything about their own race and so they decide to show sterotypes of another race in hopes that they can be accepted.

An african-american who does not know anything about his background so he then decides to follow sterotypes of the asian race and then soon becomes an asian therefore becoming completely racially confused

by Micheal Vendetta August 3, 2008

sexually confused

someone who doesn't know if they like guys or if they like girls or if they like both

john fucking norris is sexually confused

by Lauren Becker September 18, 2006

He a little confused but he got the spirit

A quote from American sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air which has since become a meme response to when someone has apparently tried to do something positive or well-intentioned, but with little success or while failing to entirely understand the thing they are trying to support.

Social media post: let's not send our navy seals into another pointless conflict!
Reply: yes, war is barbaric, and just look at their cute little whiskers!
Person: he a little confused but he got the spirit

by falsetokaiba May 24, 2021