When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.
I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!
by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015
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:the act of sarcastically telling someone thank you for fucking you up
:the act of sarcastically telling someone thank you for fucking you up
Jamie: You told Anna I liked her?
Gerard: Yes I did! You guys taking the next step now?
Jamie: Nah mate! She asked me to stay away until I get over my feelings for her! Confuckulations! You really hit it out of the park!
Gerard: Yes I did! You guys taking the next step now?
Jamie: Nah mate! She asked me to stay away until I get over my feelings for her! Confuckulations! You really hit it out of the park!
by Dope_fam1 January 10, 2017
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adj; Like bamboozleing someone but better
verb; confuzzled, confuzulated, confuzzlemicated - being confused / bamboozled by someone
verb; confuzzled, confuzulated, confuzzlemicated - being confused / bamboozled by someone
'Man, after you smoke this shit im gonner give you some hardcore confuzulation thatll fuck your mind.'
'Im so confuzulated right now'
'Im so confuzulated right now'
by PlymouthhhhKid April 1, 2009
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A very specific version of dying inside.
It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!
A very specific version of dying inside.
It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!
The runner-up on the gameshow had a look of confuckulations on his face as he shook the winners hand.
After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.
After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.
by Renny the n3rd April 9, 2020
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by iamnotherbert August 5, 2025
Get the confuckulations mug.The inverse of Congratulations. A situation where someone fucked up so bad. That you feel the need to congratulate them.
Your construction team is sent out to lay the foundation for a home. But when they arrive at the address there is already a home there. Your team assumes they weren't told to do a tear down first. So they treat down the home only to find out during the check-in call. That they have the wrong address.
Your construction team is sent out to lay the foundation for a home. But when they arrive at the address there is already a home there. Your team assumes they weren't told to do a tear down first. So they treat down the home only to find out during the check-in call. That they have the wrong address.
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by SenorFrekle March 7, 2015
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