Condomentia

Condomentia: full form: condom dementia. (N) A specific state of late-stage cognitive and/or psychological decline that manifests in insane, inaccurate, and dangerous claims, most notably by the Pope, that condoms increase, instead of help prevent, the spread of STDs.

Example: "The Vatican reported today that the Pope's condomentia has worsened considerably in recent weeks, accounting for his outrageous claim that condoms increase the spread of AIDS. They apologize for the inconvenience."

by cayrez March 18, 2009

Condomeyes

1) n. A Mr. Potato Head-esque facial adornment consisting of two unwrapped condoms placed over the eyes in order to distract, provoke, or arouse another person.

2) v. To distract, provoke, or arouse another person by putting on condomeyes.

*Warning*: Overuse of condomeyes may result in a goggle tan.

1) Last night my wife refused to let me give her a Cleveland Brownie Crunch (again...), so I put on condomeyes until she gave in.

2) After my opponent missed a really easy beerpong shot because I had condoms on my face, I shouted, "You just got condomized (note spelling), bitch!"

by BrownieCruncher August 5, 2012

Condometer

A gauge on a scale of 1 to 10, used to judge how necessary the use of a condom is.

1 in 3 of all men have fed her the business; I would say shes bout a 9! On the condometer!

by Matt Tim Ryan 17 September 21, 2009

condometron

when a boy and a girl gets started and then the boy ruins the moment by saying "wait let me get a condom on"

girl: lets get down to business
boy: *puts in*
girl&boy get started
boy: wait let me put a condom on!
girl: OH MY GOD! YOUR SUCH A CONDOMETRON!

by nigelbabynigel June 28, 2011

Condomerbating

To masturbate in a condom. Effective for cleaning-up purposes.

So you walked in on me condomerbating, big deal.

by FuelRod December 28, 2009

Condemed

An arrogant prick in Everquest who is a raging douchebag to others because he has no respect in real live other than over children.

I would have expected him to go to list like anyone else, but he had to be all condemed about it.

by Xegony October 11, 2010

condomeant

1. When a dude has unprotected sex and immediately after regrets not putting a condom on.

2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"

FRIEND 1: Man, this chick I was banging was in her ketchup phase... I totally condomeant to after that discovery.

FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.

by mBmD September 23, 2012