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condie

1) Slang for condom

2) Slang for Condolezza Rice
Looks like I accidentally pissed off condie again. Now we're fucked!
by Houman February 15, 2005
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condi

a person who does a lot of work but never accomplishes anything

named for Condoleezza Rice's efforts in government
by eleanor roosevelt December 25, 2007
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Condy

Slang for condom. Possibly said while drunk, but mostly said just because you can.
My friend Lil Masty needs a condy every saturday night.
by K. Mhettos October 23, 2004
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Condi Rice

Condi Rice was one of the major architects of the invasion of Iraq before becoming Secretary of State
by Rattus cattus September 15, 2006
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aunt condi

The female version of Uncle Tom, a sell out to her race, a black woman who will say or do anything to be in good standing with the (white) "Man", at the expense of denying her own culture. A poser, a tampoon. Think Condi Rice
That Condi Rice will support anything that George Bush does. She is an Aunt Condi.
by pghkm September 22, 2008
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Condi Rice

Step 1: Wet your penis
Step 2: Flop it in a bag of high quality rice until thoroughly covered.
Step 3: Smack someone in the face with your penis.
Work was stressing me out. It’s nice to come home and get good Condi Rice.

David is such a bitch. He deserved that Condi Rice.
by Jasper John December 14, 2008
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Branden Condy

Branden Condy is a man of many talents, known for his incredible filmmaking skills and his ability to make people laugh. He's the kind of person who can turn any situation into a comedy skit, and he's always up for a good laugh.

Branden got his start in the film industry working as a production assistant on a number of indie films. His big break came when he was hired to direct a feature film called "The Haunting of La Llorona," which was a huge success and catapulted him into the limelight.

Since then, Branden has directed a number of films, including "The Midnight Man," "The Assassin's Code," "Inheritance," "Assimilate," and "The Ninth Passenger." His unique style and sense of humor have made him a favorite among audiences and critics alike.

Branden has also worked with some of the biggest names in the industry, including Josh King Madrid, Andrew Tate, Lewis Howes, Jay Shetty, Justin Guerra, and Tristan Tate. He's collaborated with them on a number of projects, and they all agree that he's one of the funniest and most talented filmmakers they know.

When he's not making movies, Branden can be found performing stand-up comedy or hanging out with his dog, a pug named Sir Snorts-A-Lot. He's also an avid gamer and can often be found streaming on Twitch.

If you're looking for a good laugh and some great filmmaking, look no further than Branden Condy. He's a true talent and one of the funniest guys in the business!
Branden Condy is a multi-talented person with exceptional skills in filmmaking and comedy. He has a unique ability to turn any situation into a funny skit. Branden's career in the film industry began as a production assistant on several indie films. He gained recognition when he directed the successful feature film, "The Haunting of La Llorona." Since then, he has directed several other films, including "The Midnight Man," "The Assassin's Code," "Inheritance," "Assimilate," and "The Ninth Passenger." Branden has worked with several notable figures in the entertainment industry, including Josh King Madrid, Andrew Tate, Lewis Howes, Jay Shetty, Justin Guerra, and Tristan Tate. When he's not making movies, Branden enjoys performing stand-up comedy, playing video games, and spending time with his pet pug, Sir Snorts-A-Lot. Overall, Branden Condy is a talented filmmaker and comedian who can make anyone laugh.
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