Concurrency

providing simultaneous access to data by several users in a managed way

Anyone who uses an Airline Reservation system is in fact using a system with concurrency data control

by Lita January 11, 2005

concursion

An agreement upon agreeing, upon which you agree.

-"This evening has been phantasmagorical."
-"Thank you for hanging out with me. It really has been."
-"Concursion!"

by bcooke24 December 26, 2007

confoused

When you are confused and aroused at the same time.

The young school boy was confoused at the glance of his school teacher.

by Shaun of the leprechaun August 22, 2017

Conorsexual

When you are attracted to a boy named Conor.

Louise : oh my dayz I love Conor😩😩
Malerie : I get it Louise you're Conorsexual

by Ribena shakez January 13, 2021

Concussed

When someone's high, but you don't want everyone to know. It can be used around parents and just generally adults as a way to covertly mention how stoned your friend is. This usually only works if the concussed person participates in some kind of sports.

Friend #1: Dude what's up with Jerry?
Friend #2: He took a really big hit and now he's concussed

by RagingPrune March 13, 2016

Concorde

Concorde - It's a Noun, Adjective and Verb. A group of 4 people who stick together. Like other such groups. All members are LADs. All have one goal. To snake girls and wingman for each other. If a member is snaking in a club, other members will be required to wing for their captain, even taking on grenades. All members are required to drink until a member of concorde passes out/throws up/breaks property. Concorde is a group of members who qualify as LADs.

Concorde member 1: I'm going to Concorde on that bird.

Concorde member 2: Ok man, I'll be your wingman, captain.

by Machete998 May 17, 2011

Contours

Contours refers to when you climb out of a swimming pool and your shorts cling to your crotch area giving a very accurate 3 dimensional impression of what your meat and 2 veg look like. Particularly embarrassing in large pools with lots of people. Can be avoided, but takes practise. Contours cannot be achieved in speedos for obvious reasons.

Bob: Hahaha look at Mike's contours! No wonder he's so shy!
Mike: Hey! That pool is cold!

Girl: SORT YOUR CONTOURS YOU PERV!

by Daveypants September 29, 2005