conal

conal is a person who has a MASSAIVE dick and usally gets all the ladies conals are extremely good looking and very caring

girl: who is that sexy man over there
freind:oh that is just conal

by cuminurbum69 March 19, 2020

Conal

A big lad. He always has two dogs at his side (with a gun in his pocket). He usually drives a massive lorry while reading a physics textbook at the wheel. All in all, a pretty sound dude.

Ashley “Where’s Conal?”
Daniel “Probably taking out the dogs”
Ashley “Ok he’ll be back in 6 hours then”

by Jerome69420 February 4, 2021

conal

A blow to the face with a fist.

He met conal.

by Kiwi. October 16, 2003

Conal

Extremely accident prone and a true freak of nature. Usually bears the mark of a swastika and always parkouring around random areas.

Cody: "Who's the freak here at the wedding? He just got lit on fire!"

Kam: "Oh that's just Conal."

by Hershel Orr May 23, 2013

conal

Gobshite

(Hollers): Gobshite!
Conal: Yes?

by Bob July 24, 2003

conalled

To be conalled is to be so drunk at pre's you pass out before you reach the first pub.

I am so conalled right now

by leicesterfacts December 6, 2016

Conalism

When someone abruptly leaves a what's app group due to fake coronavirus symptoms.

Conalism was rife on WhatsApp yesterday.

by Conalcorona April 13, 2020