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Comtard

Anyone outside a Communist country who supports communism or thinks they're a communist, usually an American Liberal.
Stewart is a Comtard. He said that we would be better off with a centralized government where the workers control the means of production.
by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021
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Commuterbation

Masturbating discretely while on public transportation. Often done via pockets in trousers. More daringly, while sitting down, some individuals will even unzip their fly and insert hand into area with the concealment of a bag on lap.
I was on the subway last night and this smoking hot chick sat in front of me. I put my hands in pocket and immediately commenced vigorous commuterbation.
by Royds-McLloyds March 15, 2011
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computurd

That one type of crappy computer that is found in every school, business, and old folks' home. It's covered in dust and grime, the CD drive doesn't work, and its running Windows 95 and AOL 4.0. When people say "fix my computer", they're talking about their computurd. Its not even worth looking at.
That college's computer lab stinks. All they've got is computurds that can't even run Solitaire!
by Rossmo December 7, 2004
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Commuter Student

A college student who most likely pays their own way, works for a living, and wasn't born with well heeled parents to pay for their 4 year day camp "college experience".
Jack isn't at this party because he doesn't have the luxury of having rich parents to pay for his apartment. He is a commuter student and has work in the morning before class.
by Sargent000 October 16, 2014
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communard

1. Generally, a member of a French commune. Or any other kind of commune.

2. A member or supporter of the Paris Commune, one of the first historical attempts to establish a socialist state. They were brutally repressed by the French Third Republic.

3. A French apéritif (cocktail) similar to or also known as a Cardinal. It is made in a small wine glass, with 1/5th crème de cassis (blackcurrant liqueur) and 4/5ths Beaujolais red wine, and garnished with a few blackberries.

4. A member of a ibrigade de cuisine/i (kitchen staff in a posh restaurant or hotel) who makes the meal for the restaurant staff.
1. Je suis un communard d'Arles - I am a communard in Arles.

2. Twenty thousand communards were massacred by the French Army.

3. Back home in the south of France they make amazing communards.

4. The communard made us a lovely meal after that long, grueling shift.
by bonnyhaugh September 23, 2016
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Commuter Cancer

Weight gain and late onset diabetes caused by drinking large amounts of soda and eating junk food during a long commute. Other symptoms may include excess chins and front butt.
"John can't come to the buffet this weekend, he got commuter cancer."
by meter76 February 9, 2009
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Commietard

A combination of the words commie and retard. A person who thinks it is cool to be communist, but are completely ignorant of how communism actually works. Typically dumb teenagers.
Dave:Stalin was the greatest communist leader ever!
Kevin:Fuck off ya commietard...
by Mr. Treeplant January 5, 2009
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