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Facebook Commentathon

An endless, and often boring list of comments made by a number of friends over a number of days, often resulting in posts over 50 times the average quota of a Facebook post that invariably veer miles away from the initial postee's post.
Pete: Had the best night eva with Sammy D and co - yeah man, you guy's fucking rock!
(100 posts later ...)
Eddie: I think elephants really have amaaaaaaaaaazing memories and shit. And wtf is with the Facebook Commentathon dude?
by Bally in the Bellfry February 26, 2011
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Commentsation

When people have a conversation via comments on Facebook or Myspace. on either they're comment-wall or pictures.
-My Fiancee, her cousin and myself had a dumb commentsation on my fiancee's picture on Facebook that wasnt even relating to the picture.

-I have 64 comments from the same person because we decided to have a commentsation and now everyone can read what we were talking about.
by Wick3dR3n3gad3 December 6, 2009
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Commentsation

The act of having a whole conversation using comments. When two or more people feel it's necessary to use the comment section of a photo or video on Youtube, Facebook or otherwise social network instead of just calling one another or using a chat platform.
-That's a nice picture.
-Thank you! How are things Jason?
-Very well. I recently saw you on grandma's album of photographs kissing the dog.
-Oh yes I remember! How is she?
and so the commentsation continues.
by Imthekey November 3, 2013
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Couch Commentator

A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.
I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.
by beatboxbill September 12, 2021
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commentate

(verb) the act of providing a running commentary for any kind of show or event; more specifically performed by sports commentators.
Did you hear Joe Rogan commentate on last night's UFC fight? He was fuckin funny.
by QuickHook January 17, 2009
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commentraitor

Noun

A broadcaster who uses the airwaves (usually Fox News Network or AM radio), or blogger who uses the internet, to spread anti-government disinformation.

Favorite targets are our "foreign-born Islamic halfrican-american" President, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Senators Reid and Boxer, and most democrat (sic, not "Democratic") officials. 'Activist' judges are also targeted -- the laws should remain as written in 1776.

Some commentraitors even urge '2nd Amendment' solutions. Others are content to use their white-supremicist-neochristian-xenophobic rhetoric to incite their ditto-heads to throw out all incumbents, or to act-out at public hearings, or to march around in camo gear with firearms and threatening expressions.

While most of their listeners are willig, echoing rather than forming 'opinions', commentraiters are more often shrewd broadcasters unrestrained by any need/desire to be 'truthy' (thx Stephen Colbert). A commentraitors object is not to inform, but to reap financial benefits by selling to their sheeple whatever the bleating (m)asses are easily convinced to want.
Current commentraitors Rush Limppaw, Shmen Dreck, Oh Riley, and Ann Poltergeist make me afraid, VERY afraid. I don't believe ANYthing they say, but a seemingly growing number of listeners believes EVERYthing they say, without thought or doubt. And those listeners are armed!
by Kriticalthinker July 6, 2010
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commentatin'

To speak disrespectfully or harshly towards a person or thing.
Why you commentatin' on me?!?
by G-dog January 16, 2004
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