comcast

Exclamation. Used to express disdain, frustration, and general malaise with emphasis.

1. Comcast! I ran over my mailbox.
2. That was the most comcasting awful movie I've ever seen.

by Comcaster May 21, 2013

Comcast

A piece of shit that won't let me play league of legends without using a 9 foot dildo to fuck me in the asshole. While i play i will disconnect 9 times and in between those times I will be anally fucked in the ass by comcast so deep to where the head of comcasts dick will come out my mouth.

Comcast- FUCK YOU KID
Me- YOU DICK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BITCHES

by SuchABallerThatILiveWithMyMom June 9, 2015

commy slut

A slut in which fully supports communism or is just a cunt

Eli Gange is a huge commy slut

by Mclovin_my_dck July 18, 2017

Compy

"Compy" made by @Yourragegaming on twitch, is an adjective meaning "Cool/Hard/Nice".

"Is that compy?"

by BigJiggy March 1, 2023

Comfy as G

The most comfortable one can imagine being.

'As snug as a bug in a rug' has slowly been overtaken in popularity by the non-elitist phrase for the people: 'as Comfy as G'. Although it is known that it originates on the backstreets of Aberdeen and has slowly spread into England, no one is quite sure who G is and why he/she/it was so damn comfy.

Person 1: mmmmmmm, my new snuggie is as Comfy as G!
Person 2: Dude. You're 27.

by Rob from Santa Monica August 18, 2010

Comcasted

When playing an Online game, you have sudden bursts of lag, or are randomly disconnected. Usually when something awesome is about to happen, or when others are relying on you.

1. "Why didn't you heal the tanks?" - "Oh, I got comcasted."
2. "Sorry I shot you, I was being Comcasted."
3. "Why didn't you complete the mission?!" - "Meh, I got comcasted again."

by SRTunak April 4, 2010

comcrap

a way of describing how bad comcast service is

i got comcrap internet installed today, had to call comcrap internet tech support 10 times to finally get it working

by Bona! April 29, 2008