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Common Sense Media

A piece of shit website where soccer moms who have children that want to play a game or watch a tv show or a movie refer to to see if it has positive messages, violence, sex, drugs, and of course the worst category ever CONSUMERISM. To get a good review it must go with the common sense media guidelines. They give all good movies 3 stars which sucks.
Teenager in high school : hey mom can I play fortnite and roblox kids games suck
Mom: let me check common sense media

Mom: no it’s 18+
Mom: it’s not stop treating like a baby I’m 17 curse you
by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019
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Coconut Corn Husky

The Coconut Corn Husky is an extremely aggressive breed of dog that originates from New York City. Banned in 7 1/2 states this dog is a feral cats worst nightmare.
What type of dog is that? My coconut corn husky would fuck that dog up!
by Tuench March 27, 2023
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Common Universal Natural Tendency

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..
I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..
by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014
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coconut sharks

All I know is that they're in the water, fren.
by TheOffPanda August 18, 2017
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Common Sense Media

A shitty website that's dedicated towards blinding children and teens from anything relatively inappropriate from the media until they eventually become adults and realize that the world isn't all sun shines and rainbows. The name itself is super ironic due to the fact that this site fails to realize that we now live in a world where inappropriate content will always be available to children no matter how much prevention people take.
13-year-old: Mom, why can't I watch Trailer Park Boys?
delusional mom: Because it's for people ages 18+ according to Common Sense Media. There's too much profanity and your too young to be hearing bad language.
13-year-old: The people at my school swear like sailors, you can't just blind me from this kind of stuff forever mom.
delusional mom: Well you're a kid and I don't want you to be around any bad language until you're at least 18.
by Dubiks February 20, 2019
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Common Core Math

Math that make zero sense, and has no daily appliances.
Common Core Math in a nutshell:
If Tony has 9311 apples and then eats 4321 oranges. How many pancakes does he have left over?
by Zoso_Floyd February 23, 2017
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Coconut Doggy

A capybara
capybaras look like dogs fused with coconuts
capybara!
capybara!
coconut doggy !!!
oh my gosh!
by laylaismeanie August 19, 2021
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