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Colombian Handshake

When you sand down a man’s fingers in front of his family
by Chofu June 12, 2020
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Crazy Colombian

When a male ejaculates on a females outer labia forming a horizontal line. Male then snorts the line of semen as if it were cocaine.
Dude, I was so wasted last night I think I gave a girl the Crazy Colombian because my nostils burnt so bad this morning.
by xSK8 HO3x261x February 19, 2010
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Colombian girls

Colombian girls are one of the most beautiful women in the world. They are very sweet and seem very innocent but They are very heavy handed and aggressive. Most likely would win in a fight. They usually have very nice bodies and a big butt. They are also very flirtatious and love attention.
Wow. They're gorgeous. Bet they're colombian girls

"Don't mess with her, shes a colombian girl"
by Erick6678 April 13, 2013
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Colombian Dick Tie

A Colombian Dick Tie is where you choke a girl with your dick after having intense oral sex. This can only be done either if the choker's dick is long enough to wrap around the chokee's neck, or the chokee's neck is small enough to have an entire dick wrapped around it.
"Yo, man, how was that head that she gave you last night?"
"Ah, man, it was sweet. I gave her the Colombian Dick Tie right after."
"Man, bro, that's fucking weird. I mean, if you're into that fetish shit, whatever. Have fun with your dick ties."
by mRKiPs January 31, 2017
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Colombian Neck-Tie

The Colombian Neck-Tie was a way that they would execute people in colombia around the 1950s.
They would slash their throat and then pull their toungue out from the open wound.
This was a manner of psychological warfare to scare the living shit out of any people who would discover the body.
man 1- holy shit, did you see jimmy? they gave him a colombian neck-tie

man 2- Im going to vomit
by Anonymous the creeper November 6, 2008
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Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole
Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.
by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022
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Colombian fingerbanging

The act of fingering a girl in a public place
"Damn that guy Dwight was colombian fingerbanging that girl behind Walgreens"
by Colombiandick February 19, 2013
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