The worst AFL team. They say they are good but the really are not. Their supporters never go to the dentist and are badly dressed. They need help.
by Steven L**** May 7, 2017
Get the Collingwoodmug. A very small town where everybody knows everyone. You can find your classic shit high school, CCI. Fighting in the parking lots, the pit and vaping in the long ass subway line. Look out for the Cwood guys in there white airforces and designer belts smoking weed and getting sauced on the weekends. Collingwood’s party life is as dry as your grandmothers coochie but you’ll always find the Cwood chicks getting white girl wasted, pulling trig and falling all over the place. So good luck finding a party that isn’t outside and with a good speaker. Where would everyone go without the pier, drifting in the gravel is the go to for every hick and teen with the car daddy bought them. Welcome to Collingwood and try not to OD on firebars.
Collingwood
Yo did you hear about the fight at subway?
Let me hit the juul
Let’s go to the pier!
I got next game of pong
Yo did you hear about the fight at subway?
Let me hit the juul
Let’s go to the pier!
I got next game of pong
by CWM42069 August 3, 2019
Get the Collingwoodmug. 
Get the Collingwoodmug. Inner-city suburb in the North-East of Melbourne, near Fitzroy and Carlton. Known for the Collingwood Football Club and various music venues including the Tote and the Barley Corn.
by Jani K September 30, 2005
Get the collingwoodmug. A poor football team that is supported by doll bludging bogans who are responsible for the banning of canned beer at the footy.
by roofan August 5, 2004
Get the collingwoodmug. A ski Town in Ontario Canada
by Jeff jollingsworth August 30, 2007
Get the collingwoodmug. Literally 'testicles' but specifically relating to a display of testicular fortitude on the sports pitch. Named after England cricketer Paul Collingwood following an epic century against South Africa.
by Bladesmax February 4, 2009
Get the Collingwoodsmug.