a small mid west Ohio town. Many families are incest, your uncle may also be your father. All the guys are WHITE and they they are "gangster" if you don't have crew cut black socks and a flat bill you cant be from Coldwater. although incest they do produce a cute girl from time to time
Girl 1 "hey i found you a guy from Coldwater would you wana meet him?"
Girl 2 "hell no he lost his virginity to his mother!!!"
Girl 2 "hell no he lost his virginity to his mother!!!"
by screwyoucavs March 26, 2011
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John: Hey, wanna go to Coldwater? I know some people down there.
Jerry: Sure! This should be awesome!
John: Yeah, he's gonna throw an awesome party. It's gonna be sweet.
Jerry: Sure! This should be awesome!
John: Yeah, he's gonna throw an awesome party. It's gonna be sweet.
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