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I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold

An alternative to saying 'hurry up and get ready' when preparing for a night out, that will end in sex with waiting females. Said between males, or jokingly from a female to a male.
Dan: Where's my shoes?
James: Over there, speed the fuck up!
Dan: When we brew the grolch
James: This isn't a fucking beer commercial.
Dan: You can't rush these things gentlemen. We leave it to chill, for a fuller tase.
James fuck your chill, I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold.
Dan: READY!
by Gumba Gumba June 6, 2004
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Cold Mountain

1. a novel set in the Civil War that tells a story of undying devotion and pressing onward

2. proof that you can write an award-winning novel without knowing what in the world a quotation mark or a sentence fragment is
taken from the text: Inman ran down to the porch and looked up at Sara. He said, Warm your baby up and then build you a fire just as high as your head and put on a cauldron of water to boil. And then he jogged off down the road.
by SuperSancho April 28, 2005
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cold message

a phrase used in seventeen magazine to confuse teens.
"seventeen magazine said i should cold message my boyfriend."

"what?"
by s.rose January 1, 2010
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Cold Mcdonalds

It's an Ice-T slogan....When something is awful, he calls it Cold McDonalds because what's worse than cold mcdonalds?
I was at a party last night, and that party was cold mcdonalds
by ms. o'hara May 27, 2011
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Cold Mack

V. To Rob
N. (Cold Macked): To Be Robbed
"The Car, Oh yeah, Theres money in my Jacket. Somebody Broke into my Ride and Cold Macked It." - Phife Dawg of A Tribe Called Quest - 8 Million Stories
by Sergio aka Surge April 12, 2007
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funky cold medina

The title of the second single from Ton Loc, which was (co-)written by Young MC, and released on the Delicious Vinyl record label in the late 80's.

In the video, Ton Loc demystifies the "funky cold medina" when he points to a bottle of Absolut Vodka. Though the concept of a "funky cold medina" is generally a drink - not just pure vodka. It's made by pouring one oz respectively of Absolut Vodka, Southern Comfort and Blue Curaçao over ice and topped of with cranberry juice.

"Funky Cold Medina" was also re-recorded in 2000, this time Ton Loc teamed up with ZZ Brothers.
... and a funky cold medina for the lady.
by krapnek February 8, 2004
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Cold Mango

A situation in which a female partner encroaches a single or set of testicles in very cold temperatures. It is often compared to a cold mango seed.
She burst into a smile when I offered my cold mango.
by Eskayp January 13, 2009
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