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Coke nails 

When you grow your fingernails so you can snort coke without making lines. David Cameron has them.
"David can I borrow your coke nails a moment in the parliamentary loos"
Coke nails by Timmy factoid August 25, 2013

Coke Nails 

The build up of dirt and grease under the nails resulting from the inability to clean oneself properly during a weekend coke binge. Usually noticed at 8am Monday morning after two hours sleep and no time to have a shower before work.

An experienced professional will have a 99p nail brush purchased from Tesco on his person at all times.
"Jesus Christ, who has bled over the note? Fuck that, look at your fucking coke nails!!"

"Oh sweet Nathan has taken posted another selfie - dude, check out his coke nails"

"Can't believe he tried to finger me with his coke nails"
Coke Nails by Lightbulbhead April 21, 2014

coke nails 

when you grow out your pinky nails to use them to pick up coke and snort it.
coke nails by pamanda August 25, 2013

coke nails 

long nails that are used for inhaling coke from
That guy is clearly on something, besides look at the coke nails he's got.
coke nails by maryhard August 28, 2013

Coke nails 

When a person has those really long, almost useless fingernail(s) that could only be good for one thing, snorting cocaine.
Look at the amount of drugs she can fit on her coke nails!!
Coke nails by Hmblondie August 25, 2013

coke nails 

A long nail on any finger, usually the pinky, that is used to do a quick bump of cocaine.
You want a bump?

Sure but I don't have a key.

It's cool, I'll just use one of my coke nails.
coke nails by boobzilla August 25, 2013