choranaptyxic

The power of a magical creature to change size or shape to fill available space, either to escape danger, or adjust to a new home. Creatures such as the Occamy have the gift of choranaptyxis, making them easily able to escape capture.

Newt Scamander: Occamies are choranaptyxic, so they change size to fill available space. ( Traps shrinking Occamy in teapot.)

by Keepingitbad@$$24/7 December 29, 2018

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Conran

Conran - Handsome, devilish good looks and a winning smile.

This guy turns the ladies heads, this guy turns the fellas heads. He can walk into any room and captivate those present with his eyes. Makes the girls swoon when regaling them with his stories and anecdotes. Makes the guys jealous when they realise they'll never manage to be quite like him. Usually seen in company with Simmons.

Everybody wants to be Conran. He is the epitome of a hero.

1. Did you hear Conran has been up to his usual? Just pulled two old ladies from a burning house then moved their car off the driveway so the fire brigade could get in to put the fire out. Legend.

2. That scary guy with the knives? Conran disarmed him, put him down then called for backup.

by GirlCop July 27, 2014

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cochran

v. Committing an extremely public "career limiting move".

n. The career limiting move itself.

(After Ben "Hatchet Wound" Cochran, an East Carolina nursing student who effectively ended his career before it began by writing an epically sexist rant for the school paper that subsequently went viral on the net.)

"He had a promising career in politics before he cochraned himself accidentally spamming his donors list with kiddy porn."

"Yeah, that was one hell of a cochran."

by ElectricMonkey October 3, 2011

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cobranical

(adj) A word used when a person or object is acting like a cobra (cobra), and they enjoy being noobs, anyway...

since i want to continue this definition you can also check out these words, they're pretty cool:

shit
crap
poo
shite
schmelle schmelle (by me!!!!!)
feck
and
booty

John, you g** f***ing cobranical son of a b**ch. Do you enjoy squirming around on the floor trying to be a cobra?

I mean come on. Did you watch that Simpsons episode again or something? Get a grip...

by Cobrania February 18, 2005

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cobranium

500 million years ago a group of cobranical, schmelle schmelley people discovered an ancient element called COBRANIUM. It was worth quadrillions of US $Dollars but they just ate it. On the day that glorious element became shite, everyone was so very fecked of. Well, they would be.

LINDA: Oh my, John, is that Cobranium?
JOHN: Hell No!, Thats my shit

(It may have a misleading appearance)

by Cobrania February 18, 2005

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