Jacksonville Black Coffee

When a girl has diarrhea on a guys dick and then proceeds to give him oral

She was just gonna give me head, but she had to shit so it turned into a Jacksonville black coffee

by HUGEWEEEEENERSTOTHEFACEE January 8, 2011

Big black coffee

big black coffee stands for bbc

I prefer bbc (big black coffee) over sbc or mbc

Don't talk to me before I've had my bbc in the morning

Bbc really gets my day started

by Curb your tea March 31, 2021

Fortnite black coffee

When a girl pees in a cup and then poops in it and mixes it up and drinks it

Dude Jessica makes the best fortnite black coffees

by Deo demon January 21, 2022

Coffee Black

A friendly ghost that was brought to life on September 21, 2021. Coffee Black not only shows outstanding qualities of leadership and perseverance, he is a very personable ghost, and likes to party as well. All of this being said, Coffee is a big fan of the ladies, and let's just say the ladies are a big fan of him. Whether he is getting twerked on, punched on, or being inflated, CB always keeps his poker face. Coffee is not like other ghosts, Black protects us year round. As our incorporeal friend says, "I am here for a ghoul-d time, not a long time." Thank you Coffee, we love you and will always be here for you.

Person A: "Hey guys, what's Coffee Black up to?"
The guys: "Oh, Coffee is prob just standing in the family room getting some Ass (pronounced Ayse)."
Person A: *sees Coffee* "Oh yo Coffee, what's good?"
Coffee Black: ""
Person A: Ride on brotha

by coffeeblack31 February 4, 2022

black coffee

black coffee is purely brewed coffee. no creamer, no milk, no sugar. people don't actually like black coffee, they only drink it because they think it makes them look cool.

black coffee drinker: yeah, i drink black coffee.
normal person: no you dont. banished to the underworld.
black coffee drinker:

by sprucewolf November 2, 2024

Black Coffee Calvinist

In Christian theology, another title for a strict five-point Calvinist.

That Black Coffee Calvinist attends a Reformed Baptist Church.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 29, 2023