coffeebagger

Liberal-left female activists who like to meet up to give each other coffee enemas. (search 'coffee enema' on youtube for more info).

'Colonics' advocates hail the coffee enema as a cure for everything from bad mood to belly fat, but actual doctors advise against it.

"My wife unknowingly invited over six coffeebaggers from the teachers' union when I was out of town. We had to tear out and replace all of our carpeting."

by towhee March 1, 2010

Coffeebrag

Excessive posting of updates on Twitter and Facebook about how much you need coffee in the morning.

Every morning at about 6 a.m., Susan insists on posting a coffeebrag about her morning cup of Starbucks.

by The Stew October 3, 2012

coffeebatz

coffeebatz is a definition of a very hot person so pls hmu haha

Person 1:wow you kinda look like coffeebatz!
Person 2: *lip bite* really? Why thank you <3

by ash ;) June 6, 2021

coffeebae

coffeebae is the most happiest person in Flopclub!

but not in bl cafe..

User 1: Hey there coffeebae!

coffee: Hi hi hI! How are you???

by puppycofe July 18, 2023

coffeebae

coffeebae is a definition of a happy person and full of confidence in flopclub

stan coffeebae!!!!!!!

coffeebae: HI HIII HAEY

user 1: what the fuck

by puppycofe July 18, 2023