Democratic Republic of Congo

It's not democratic

Congo Citizen: "I'm going to vote for who will be in charge of the Democratic Republic of Congo"
Felix Tshisekedi: "You can't vote dumbass"
Congo Citizen "Aw shit"

by LordTrafficCone November 28, 2021

Congo Hilton

nickname for the Cabrini Green project in Chicago

Bitch be livin at the Congo Hilton

by Compare August 4, 2006

Coevoorden

Fictional town in The Netherlands. No roads lead to Coevoorden, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Coevoorden. It might be a code name for some secret militairy project. Everybody who claims to be from Coevoorden or to have ever been there is part of the Coevoorden-conspiracy (Dutch: Coevoordencomplot).
This conspiracy is probably linked to the Bielefeld-conspiracy.

X: Have you ever been in Coevoorden?

Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.

X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Coevoorden-conspiracy

by Milanifan August 28, 2010

Congo Express

Term used to describe methods of mass transit where a vast majority of the riders/passengers are african americans.

"Hey, wanna take the train to the ball game?"

"I'm not taking the congo express. We'll take a cab."

by JerryF September 29, 2008

Democratic Republic of the Congo

Formerly Zaire, a central/south-central African country which is neither fully democratic nor a functioning republic. It is, however, located in the general vicinity of the Congo River. Site of the Second Congo War in which more than 5.4 million people were killed, making it the most deadly conflict since World War II.

It may be referred to as DR Congo or DRC to distinguish it from the Republic of the Congo, which is on the other side of the Congo River.

The Democratic Republic of the Congo is the second poorest country in the world, after Zimbabwe.

Congo Free State, Belgian Congo, Congo-Léopoldville, Congo-Kinshasa, and Zaire are all former names of the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

by bierce November 22, 2010

Congo Wheels

Any set of tastelessly large and ostentatious automtive rims (20+ inches in diameter) affixed to the stolen, fradulently-acquired, or soon-to-be-reposessed SUV of a Congoid or Negroid.

"Those fuckin congo wheels look like shit on that Navigator. When are these niggers gonna learn to leave a $50,000 vehicle stock?"

by G19 April 20, 2006

Congo Sausage

Euphemism for interracial wee wee.

Always considered rather trampy, she was notorious for her love of the Congo Sausage.

by El Stink July 17, 2009