coitis

The act of intercourse. Similar to tubthumping, banging, and floozing.

Did you see those three dogs stuck together? That's some pretty crazy coitis.

by J. Warner May 9, 2008

Coitis

The act I have performed on your mother in the previous nights.

He must be very skilled at coitis.

by Sheldon L. Cooper July 25, 2014

chronic colitis

the frequent inflamation of the colon.

the child has chronic colitis.

by theresa August 16, 2004

cod-itis

A sickness where several boys are so addicted to call of duty that they fake sick to stay home and play it all day.

I heard Jimmy has the flu.
No, I believe he has cod-itis.

by thaaaaaatperson November 13, 2009

CoDitioned

A portmanteau of 'CoD' (the acronym for "Call of Duty") and 'conditioned'. It is the quality of being conditioned by Call of Duty, i.e. having methods and preferences that are influenced by Call of Duty to a point of being second-nature.
Examples include naturally recalling Call of Duty's control scheme and comparing other First Person Shooters' controls to Call of Duty's.
This phenomenon can affect any aspect of video games from graphics to gameplay features, and could even affect other genres of games. Major cases of being CoDitioned include Call of Duty influencing non-video game aspects of one's life.

I tried playing Halo after years of playing Call of Duty, but I kept chucking grenades when I just wanted to use my Battle Rifle scope. All those years have CoDitioned me!

I was running late for class, but I forgot to equip Marathon, so I kept losing my breath. I've been CoDitioned in real life!

by MikeCossack May 9, 2011

Coditas

An advocate of clean code. Builds awesome software solutions. Designs one-of-a-kind user experiences. Genuinely cares about the growth and development of team members. Makes the daily work drill fun.

Code is art. Code is us. Together, they make Coditas.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Coditas

An advocate of clean code. Builds awesome software solutions. Designs unparalleled user experiences. Genuinely cares about the growth and development of team members. Makes the daily work drill fun.

Code is art. Code is us. Together, they make Coditas.

by engineer402 November 25, 2021