cockwaffle

Synonymous with asshole, perhaps a bit more derogatory.

Those elitist cockwaffles won't let anybody who doesn't make 6 figures a year join their gym.

by *Patches* September 14, 2005

cockwaffle

Neither a cock nor waffle, a cockwaffle is a person who is filled with exceptional amounts of douchebaggery.

Someone recently said to me that whoever SEOChamp is, he certainly is a cockwaffle

by Eric Lander September 10, 2008

cockwaffle

A type of Sexual Breakfast which can be eaten in bed or elsewhere

Im going to have some cockwaffles with my fucky charms

by John Waffels May 01, 2008

cockwaffle

A derogatory term used to describe a whore. They may additionally be good at cooking.

You are such a cockwaffle.

by Ben December 22, 2004

cockwaffle

Cockwaffle a term used to describe a mans penis which has been inserted into a waffle iron. Thus making his cock a waffle.

Usually this happens when either a man acidentally falls onto the table he was making his breakfast waffles while naked and waffles his own penis. Or in other instances it happens when the male is a huge douchebag and a female realizes this and decides when he says he wants waffles bitch she takes it opon herself to cockwaffle him.

by Biii7CH June 04, 2010

cockwaffle challenge

A challenge given to someone to use the word cockwaffle 11 times in one day. However, they cannot use it to describe someone, it must be used as a direct insult to someone's face.

The winner of the cockwaffle challenge generally gets something out of it.

Louisa: "Yo, guys, Zac gave Cameron the cockwaffle challenge today. It's gonna be sooo good"

Guys: "Oh lord, here is goes"

by Southsidex3life November 20, 2007