Cockupied

Describing a situation in which a girl is speaking with a man other than yourself. The girl is occupied by a cock, cockupied.

Hey George, why aren't you talking to Laura?

Ahh shucks Dick, she's cockupied by that asshole Donald!

by The Supporter July 21, 2008

Cockuppied

When a girl's vagina is taken by her boyfriend's cock and is not having sex with anyone else. Normally she'll always be with her boyfriend and has no time for her friends. She is occupied by her boyfriend, aka, cockuppied.

I really fancy Lynn.. ju think I have a chance?

No man, she's cockuppied

by nyawww February 26, 2011

cockupied

Occupied by being in the midst of any sex acts involving the penis.

I tried calling him to confirm our lunch plans but he was cockupied.

by outhouse April 13, 2009

Maximum Cockupancy

The maximum number of men that a woman is willing to date or to have sexual relations with at the same time.

You should reach out to Katie, she's only seeing 3 guys, and she has a maximum cockupancy of 6.

by Dick Fucking Diggler July 31, 2020

cockups

An exercise conducted in the way of a normal pushup, but utilizing only the penis instead of both arms.

I have a very large penis... it is because of all the cockups I do.

I'd like to do cockups on that girl. Damnnn.

As a 60 year old man, the doctor suggested I use Viagra. Being a naturalist, I chose to do cockups instead.

by Nave Nedrob March 8, 2009

coccupy

To get over an ex-lover by means of sex with other (preferably more attractive) partners. As the word suggests, it is implied that at least one cock is involved in said intimacy, but if you're a lesbian feel free to use it freely because no one really gives a shit, esp. if you intend to use a strap-on. Such relations are more often just casual sex, but who knows, maybe you'll end up in a relationship that is equally as unsatisfying as the previous one. Go get 'em Tiger.

Serena: I'm still not over Matt, I just miss him. I need something to distract me from this break up...

Jackie: Gurrl, see that fresh meat over there? Looks like you need to coccupy yourself.

by Jacquefeline March 5, 2013

Cockupied

Cockupied- When one has a male part currently occupying their special part. Just thought you should know 😊

Allen: Hey Lisa, have u seen Jenny lately?
Lisa: Sorry, I'm pretty sure she's in bed and enjoying being cockupied

by just-another-frother July 2, 2015