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Cocksmoke

Bobby is such a cocksmoke
by Hvvhguibbnh March 28, 2022
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Chief Cocksmoke

1. The ultimate punk-ass motherfucker that you could ever know.

2. The pinnacle of all assholes.
person1: There's that guy at work that's always up the boss's asshole. Keep on walking faggot.

person2: Oh, yeah. Mr. Chief Cocksmoke. That guy is a fuckin' complete douchebag. If I ever catch him staring at me again while I'm at work I'll beat his fucking ass.
by Jack beats Nimble January 31, 2010
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cocksmile

watch out, theres a big cocksmile in my backyard
by Long Don September 22, 2012
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Cocksuckectomy

Elizabeth performed a cocksuckectomy procedure on me, she really sucked the life out of me
by Punkrck1995 May 11, 2021
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cocksocket

A person, usually female, who acts mainly as a penis receptacle. As with electrical receptacles, cocksockets come in 2 distinct varieties:
1)Standard - average two-holed cocksocket
2)Grounded - cocksockets that take it in the third hole
"(insert name) from (insert sorority abbreviation) is such a cocksocket."

"I grounded that skank last night"
Translation: "I engaged in anal intercourse with that female last night."

"That bitch is grounded."
Translation: "She takes it in the rectum."
by Guy-No March 23, 2008
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cockbroker

The opposite of a cockblocker. A person who functions as an intermediary between two or more parties in negotiating sex, punani, or the like. A type of wingman, this admirable person manages to hook up two people.
A: "She's such an awesome cockbroker, I got lucky trice last night cause of her!"
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."
by it0r! March 1, 2010
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cocksole

to comfort someone at a time of grief or disappointment with your penis
jon: Hey buddy, whats up with tootch?
joe: She's a mess bro. Her dog ran away.
jon: Damn, you better get there and cocksole her.
joe: I wish. She's been with a "friend" all day so I'm sure he's been cocksoling her.
jon: oofa..
by keeley on the rotisserie May 23, 2014
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