CockMuncher

Anyone Named Benji

Wow That Benji is Such a Cockmuncher

by 666Forever March 26, 2009

cockmuncher

A male chicken

The farmer decided it's time to get a new cockmuncher for his hens.

by TheoThoughts September 11, 2009

cockmuncher

A cockmuncher is a term that refers to someone who uses teeth when giving head.

"Hey Johnny how was your head last night?"
"Not good, she was a cockmuncher, I still have teeth marks on my dick, she was like a fucking vampire."

"Dude my dick hurts so much."
"Why?"
"My cats a cockmuncher"

by TheGreatJamal April 9, 2010

cockmuncher

a person who's is definitively named Elijah who constantly devours the male genitalia nigga

hey elijah you cockmuncher

by iamtherealcockmuncher December 25, 2021

Smegma Cockmuncher

A slang term for a really tall hairy half indian half belgian half big foot guy. Hobbies include gooning , Ass ramming, rectum raiding, anal licking, eat da poo poo and eating chicken nuggets. Enjoys munching smegma cock, Hench the name smegma cock 'Muncher'.

I wanna munch some smegma with that smegma cockmuncher

by Smegma Cocklicker January 13, 2011

Fucking Cockmuncher

Generally a phrase used to express severe dislike of a certain event or phenomenon.

Kid 1: We have a chemistry test today.
Kid 2: Fucking cockmuncher, man.

by jewsruletheworld January 19, 2009

Sucka-Bitch-Cockmuncher

I like your big willy and cock your munch Sucka-Bitch-Cockmuncher

hmmmm big Sucka-Bitch-Cockmuncher

by I SUCK CANDY February 25, 2009