cockfight

when to cocks do this
8=========DC=====8 and bash

COck fights rule

by jeremy May 7, 2003

cockfight

A masturbating contest.

She married me because I won the cockfight.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

cockfight

When your cock gets cut off by a sward.

You lost that fight like a cockfight.

by Erich April 28, 2004

losing a cockfight to a pigeon

To get into a stupid or unnecessary argument, only to lose to an idiot.

Losing a cockfight to a pigeon:

Every time I enter into a political discussion on the Internet, I find myself in a cockfight, losing to a pigeon.

by Bloody Terrible July 19, 2020

harlem cockfight

When two or more pigeons viciously attack each other over a scrap of fried meat, usually chicken. Also applies to any two animals (including humans) attacking each other over something not normally found in their diet.

Rounding the corner, Jason suddenly found himself in the middle of a harlem cockfight. Startled, he tripped and landed right in the runoff from the live poultry store.

You should'a seen Shaniqua and Britney last night at the dinner table! After that health program at school they been harlem cockfighting over the celery!

by vegetablation June 22, 2008

Kentucky Cockfight

Two men (or any other being with penises) lather their genital areas with KFC sauce, and then proceed to fight using only their appendages. They must fight until the woman chooses who she wants. The female will then use yet more KFC sauce and fill the winners anal cavity with said sauce, after this she must use a piece of fried chicken to penetrate the mans anal cavity. Afterwards, the loser is made to eat the piece used in coitus.

“I was talking to my buddy and he said that him and these ppl made a Kentucky Cockfight the other night” -person 1

“Damn I can’t believe we missed that” - person 2

by Imthatguy0107 October 27, 2021

cock fight

When two men(cocks) vie for the same woman. One man(cock) is typically the challenger cock and is out to take the other cocks wife or companion away from him because he wants to fuck her. Akin to two cocks in a cock fight(see other definitions for cock fight). Often starts in a bar as a mental fight then escalates to a physical fight. This situation is generally a police magnet with one or both cocks arrested. The woman may de-escalate the cockfight if she so chooses by staying with her husband(companion). Although the woman may get an ego boost and let it continue. Potentially, the woman they are vying for may get fucked by the winner or she may feel sorry for the loser and fuck him. May even be performed in front of others to the losing cocks humiliation.

An intrusive asshole kept trying to pick up my girl at a bar while we were on vacation. It was a mental cock fight between

me and him. Fortunately my girl ended it and went back to the hotel with me. Could have turned into a tragic physical cock fight had my girl been any drunker.

by FriendlyCock December 14, 2019