Cock Meat Sandwich

A Sandwich Made Of Cock Meat, Preferably White. Though Black Meat Is Harder To Find, And Requires A Bigger Piece Of Bread.

Ali Is On The Cock Meat Sandwich Diet.

Jolie Ate A Huge Cock Meat Sandwich For Lunch Today.

by Mike Gabriel March 11, 2009

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Cock Meat Sandwich

What you feed to your employees in order to force them to conform to your dictator style ignorance when covering for your inept leadership skills

"John, would you mind creating a spreadsheet of this information cock meat sandwich. I am incapable of writing it down myself."

by OpressedInSanFran January 07, 2009

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Cock Meat Cough Drop

To pour cough syrup on one's penis, and insert it into a sick person throat.

My gay life partner has really bad bronchitis and was coughing most of the night. I told him to open wide for daddy cause your going to have to choke down a Cock Meat Cough Drop. So I drown my huge man hammer in Tussin and jammed it down his cock holster.

by Ballsagna April 02, 2015

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meat-cock

A type of penis that is big, have the consistency of loin, and it must be stuffed in during sex.

I have a meat-cock, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020

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meat-cock

A penis that is too large to be erected, so all it can just dangle around like big soft sausage.

"Man, I wish my dick wasn't so big. I don't have enough blood to make it hard. I have stuffed it in like some sock filled with minced meat.
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"

by Hmanlyman February 09, 2020

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