Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.

Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....

by MONSTURS inmyvag November 17, 2007

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It's when a cocks in da mouth nigga

Hey look momma. Daddy's got his cock in da mouth of aunt Jenny

by Big daddy love biatch February 24, 2014

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by gamerboykarl September 8, 2021

Cock in Connor’s mouth

What you wish your hot straight friend would force you to do all the time

Daniel furiously shoved his long Cock in Connor’s mouth

by Horny02 July 27, 2020

Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth

To silence someone instantly by shoving your dick in their mouth.

Girl: I was like No! IM going out with Tom and she was like NO I AM and so I was like nu uh I am and she was like no way I am and I was like-
Guy: Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth
Girl: What?-urghlughg!

by Jake Broholm April 5, 2010

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by FOOKIN `ELL MATE June 27, 2023

cock in one's mouth

to constantly bring up one's boyfriend/fiance/husband/fuckbuddy in conversation. this gets extraordinarily annoying.

Katy: "Ben and I are going to pizno's Friday...on Saturday Ben and I...do you know what Ben said...Ben and I...Ben, etc."
Lauren: "jeezus Katy, get his cock out of your mouth!"

by Lauren February 6, 2003