Daddy: GOOODDAMN! Now that's a fat cock. Look at it, little Jimmy.
Jimmy: Woah! Now that is was I would define as a fat cock.
Jimmy: Woah! Now that is was I would define as a fat cock.
by YoMamaDefiner123 May 18, 2022
by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009
My current girlfriend said that she dated Shroud from the way back, she said that he has a fat cock. I broke up with her, because I can't fill that "hole", I cannot carryout the thought that my dick has to go through such underground chamber, the size is comparable to the Hang Son Doong, (the largest cave in the world) but bigger...
by Nigward483 April 16, 2019
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by Hym Iam March 19, 2023
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by your local grocery store September 22, 2023
A real ass nigga/pimp with a leaking meat salami horse cock dragging behind that dumper.....and that shit be farting, pissing, and squirting
by Criminal47 March 15, 2021