cock bag

a person who is so big a dick, they have to be pluralized and contained in a bag.
Bono is a prime example of a cock bag
by jconvery January 23, 2010
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Cock Bagging

The idea of placing ones penis in a bag then removing all air from the bag, causing the penis to swell.
I was at a party last night and Sir Doby Showed everyone this thing called cock bagging! He was tiny!
by Robbin Hoodz September 22, 2008
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Leather Cock Bag

An expensive alternative to a latex condom which is commonly made out of lamb or lambskin. Men usually loathe having sex with them as it feels like their penis is wrapped in a leather bomber jacket.
"I just found out that my girlfriend is allergic to latex. I really hope that I can find wholesale Leather Cock Bags online. I think that I'm going to go broke at $5 a bang."
by LeatherCockBagsR'US July 09, 2013
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Cat-voiced cock bag

A shit bag with a feeble, nervous voice.

A useless cunt, with an annoying voice.
"Did you even listen to Perkins' presentation earlier?"

"Nah, he's a fucking cat-voiced cock bag, I wish he was dead."
by A Cunt February 06, 2009
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Cock Bag El Poopy Face

A Cock Bag El Poopy Face is someone who clams to get alot of pussy but in fact is still a virgin
Some kid I Know Is in fact a Cock Bag El Poopy Face
by siicc one January 14, 2010
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cock in a bag

An offensive unpleasant person. Absolutely no fun to be around. As useless as a cock (penis) in a bag.
Look at that guy at the bar over there perving down the girl's top and trying to squeeze her butt while she is clearly revolted - what a cock in a bag.
by chiante August 05, 2009
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bagged cock

a cock in a condom
i had a bagged cock after she put a condom on me
by nb09 February 01, 2009
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