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Cock Bag El Poopy Face 

A Cock Bag El Poopy Face is someone who clams to get alot of pussy but in fact is still a virgin
Some kid I Know Is in fact a Cock Bag El Poopy Face

Leather Cock Bag 

An expensive alternative to a latex condom which is commonly made out of lamb or lambskin. Men usually loathe having sex with them as it feels like their penis is wrapped in a leather bomber jacket.
"I just found out that my girlfriend is allergic to latex. I really hope that I can find wholesale Leather Cock Bags online. I think that I'm going to go broke at $5 a bang."

Cat-voiced cock bag 

A shit bag with a feeble, nervous voice.

A useless cunt, with an annoying voice.
"Did you even listen to Perkins' presentation earlier?"

"Nah, he's a fucking cat-voiced cock bag, I wish he was dead."
Cat-voiced cock bag by A Cunt February 6, 2009

cock in a bag 

An offensive unpleasant person. Absolutely no fun to be around. As useless as a cock (penis) in a bag.
Look at that guy at the bar over there perving down the girl's top and trying to squeeze her butt while she is clearly revolted - what a cock in a bag.
cock in a bag by chiante August 5, 2009

A bag of black cock 

A girl, preferbly white, who has had sex with several black men.
That hoe is a bag of black cock. She slept with Jamarcus and Roger in the same nite.

cock bagel

A penis that is constantly flacid, bent and twisted under the testicles rendering it unusable at all times.
Ryan and Peter suck eacothers cock bagels.
cock bagel by Big Indian July 17, 2003