When a man pumps his cock in a fashion similar to a shotgun like the columbine massacre shooters and busts on her face.
by Smellypotato420 March 3, 2017
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by The Churnmaster June 6, 2013
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U dropped your pencil in class then, someone says "u dropped your pencil" then u say "Well done Columbo!"
by D awesome 007 May 27, 2009
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He was born in Italy.
His wife is probably very ugly, because we never saw her, but he speaks always about her.
He seems completely doped.
He was born in Italy.
His wife is probably very ugly, because we never saw her, but he speaks always about her.
He seems completely doped.
by 820i January 5, 2005
Get the columbo mug.The most famous of Dick Detectives. A Cock Columbo will leave no stone unturned in his quest for phalic justice.
by B-Neutron September 11, 2006
Get the Cock Columbo mug.When a male pretends that he has blown his load (can be by spitting on partners back if in doggie style) then when said partner thinks sex acts are complete, the male says... "One more thing" and blows his load over his partner.
Samantha thought they were done for the night and turned the light off, but Nick gave her a Columbo in the dark.
by Ramahunty April 28, 2016
Get the Columbo mug.Usually when you get owned, it's usually by someone superior to you in a certain field that both of you are somewhat good at. Getting Columbowned is far superior as it's the act of being owned in your "top field" by someone who is seen as stupid or much lower than yourself.
Done in every episode of Columbo, he in fact Columbowns every murderer (with a few exceptions) with unorthodox methods, asking trapping questions, acting stupid, when he's in fact just building his case to Columbowning the suspect.
Done in every episode of Columbo, he in fact Columbowns every murderer (with a few exceptions) with unorthodox methods, asking trapping questions, acting stupid, when he's in fact just building his case to Columbowning the suspect.
"The problem is, he's blocking traffic. Right in the middle of the shooting a citizen comes down, what's he gonna say..."I'm in the middle of a shooting?" Pre Columbowning done by the Lieutenant.
"I must say I found you disappointing; I mean your incompetence. You left enought clues to sink a ship. And for a man of your intelligence, you got caught in a lot of stupid lies." Columbowned was the suspect.
"I must say I found you disappointing; I mean your incompetence. You left enought clues to sink a ship. And for a man of your intelligence, you got caught in a lot of stupid lies." Columbowned was the suspect.
by MrLemonLame1 July 10, 2011
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