cobb

to beat the crap out of

Andrew cobbed tim for making fun of his girlfriend.

by DONT GET COBBED May 12, 2009

cobb

an individual that is very poorly dressed. one that has payed no attention to what he or she is wearing, while in the company of others that are properly dressed.

Did he know we were going to a nice place, he's dressed like a total cobb?

by artheeisalwayswrong April 8, 2009

cobb

To cause young children to cry by taking away something they value.

Peter thought he was so tough because he cobbed the children by stealing their sodas.

by Lawyerbot December 26, 2005

Cobb

Someone annoying who you would rather just go away because they are lame.

Will you please tell that freakin' cobb to stop calling me?

by Joe February 20, 2005

Cobb

Verb- To discretely grab the male genitalia out of nowhere

"Hey that girl is crazy, i was dancing with her and she tried to cobb me"

by cahill December 28, 2005

Cobb

1. A guy that plays the male part in gay sex and sticks his pecker in the other guys ass.
2. The pecker of a gay guy that plays the male part in gay sex and sticks his pecker in the other guys ass.

1. John's grandpa is an old cobb.
2. That queer stuck his cob through a glory hole.

by Deep blue 2012 December 11, 2009

Cobb

One of the prophesized 5. Kinda cool but kinda scary.

Cobb seems pretty cool, but I bet you he has murdered lots of peoples.

by Halls Plus opens the nasal passages. January 18, 2003