turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.

Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008

cotton blocked

When you get cock-blocked by a tampon.

CBS

“Did you fuck last night?”
“Nah, she’s on her period. I got cotton blocked.”

by Juicy - C March 9, 2019

Fish on Cotton

The action of vaginal discharge seeping onto cotton (or any other type of) knickers. Can also be used to describe the smell of an unclean lady garden.

Andie: "Darling, I think I might have an infection... Look..."

Sue: "Errrr fish on cotton!"

by ATwad February 7, 2010

Catto

Like doggo but for cats

How's ur two cattos?

by Theapplesarecomming May 22, 2019

Black Cotton

A symbol for unrewarded struggle

Time for the ghetto gospel tail

by Sergio Sanchez - Bad Boy KIllaz March 20, 2005

Cotton cock

Men sometimes experiences a chapped dry cock from getting to many lap dances.

Shit man I got a cotton cock from all the girls giving me lap dances.

by ashane November 15, 2016

pimp cotton

choice of clothes that make you look spuer fly, like a pimp struttin' on his walk

Tito was wearing his pimp cotton last night when he was at the club.

What are you talking about rags? My clothes are straight pimp cotton.

I know you are jealous of my pimp cotton.

by stbull September 23, 2009