coagulation is when......
by Sniperco. June 11, 2003
you are coagualted leave me alone!!
by Sniperco. June 11, 2003
The act of getting a notoriously big dick. Not for the faint of heart. Most commonly performed by ninjas and physicists.
by NotoriousE.D. November 13, 2007
How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!
by HEPchi July 01, 2009
When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.
Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.
by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015
"Troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in Coagulated Cunt Spatter on his face"
by TheFATman101294 February 29, 2012
by kenny-the-real-benny April 03, 2018