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place where men can be men. Madden, NBA Live, and NHL are the choice of games that are played. Asses Up 4 is the favorite porno to watch.
Let's go up to the clubhouse for the night and be men.
by memberofcluhouse December 21, 2010
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Clubhouse 2006

1. A large bunk with four rooms and one center room, where 35 girls and 9 counselors (eventually becoming sisters and mommies) live for two months.
2. A place where chaos is encouraged and bordum is never found.
3. 35 girls that only eat cup noodles, easy mac, and extreme amounts of candy.
4. Crazy girls who would prefer running around the camp naked in the rain than the stupid camp activites.
5. Where all the camp spirit really lays.
6. The only place where counselors come in in the middle of the night, blind fold us, and take us half way around the camp, just to get to the tennis courts right next to the bunk.
7. People who spend their days making shirts and the nights looking at the stars, reflecting on their summer, and crying at just the thought leaving this place they call home.
"i saw those clubhouse 2006 girlies running around camp naked last night, they just never go to bed!"
by 35 amazing girls November 29, 2006
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Clubhouse

This is an audio app where you can host rooms to argue with people day in and day out about various topics from the gender wars, diaspora wars, politics, and petty squabbles all under the guise of philanthropic progress! One of the most toxic portions of the app is the text chat warriors who refuse to join the stage to repeat their egregious insults.

The Clubhouse community is a cesspool of bored individuals who desire to scratch that itch for drama akin to reality TV, vocalize their internalized self-hate that would be called out by their family and friends, and pretend to be subject matter experts on topics that they know next to nothing about. The loudest and most ignorant as well as the most self-hating people tend to garner the most followers. If you enjoy being cut off while actually making a salient point, going on unnecessarily long-winded, repetitive monologues, or hurling epithets and gas-lighting people into believing it wasn't offensive, Clubhouse is the place for you. I can't forget to mention that borderline sociopathic individuals will doxx you and possibly threaten you because of an argument they had with you the other day.

Some of your funniest moments ever as well as your most frustrating conversations in your entire life will be had with strangers on this strange app. Join if you enjoy being talked down to and trolled by people who don't share your gendered, racial, ethnic, or cultural identity.
Person 1: They kept cutting me off and mansplaining in that room. I think they're misogynoirs.

Person 2: Sis, these Clubhouse men probably want dick.
by Wuhrdsmyth March 11, 2023
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mickey mouse clubhouse

mickey mouse clubhouse means ABSOLUTE CRUD mickey probably lost his purpose in life and decided to yell at innocent kids in his pathetic so called clubhouse. Its like dora the explorer.
Friend: I LOVE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE!
Me: I hate you
by ClubWatAh April 19, 2021
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painting the clubhouse

when a guy jacks himself off
Jerry was painting the clubhouse when Alli left.
by pimpshit03 November 30, 2003
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tv clubhouse

menopausal women cackling over dirty terms
He fled the tv clubhouse as soon as he untied himself.
by pennsylvan September 14, 2008
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Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is a children's television series, that premiered in prime time on Disney Channel on May 5, 2006. The program is part of the Playhouse Disney daily block of shows intended for preschoolers. Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Goofy, and Pluto star in the series, which focuses on interacting with the viewer to stimulate problem solving.
Dan: My son loves to watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse every morning on toon disney.
by JackSpicer1337 January 25, 2009
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