Clown Car

A single person who walks into a fast food place but has orders for a bunch of his/her friends.

Bill: Hey Bob, I think Jimmy could use some help out front.
Bob: But it's only one customer.
Bill: Yeah but he was a clown car, the guy ordered 4 subs.

by T.F.K. November 30, 2010

Clown Car

Like the mini-van (2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back), the clown car involves a full fist in the vagina and a full fist in the ass. Just like a clown car, there are inexplicably 5 in the front and 5 in the back.

I was finger-banging this tripe last night and she insisted on taking both fists. I filled her holes like a fucking clown car.

by M.Doc July 8, 2019

clown car

A term introduced into conversation to highlight or exacerbate the ridiculousness of suggestions or claims made. The term is generally used to troll someone legitimately engaged in the conversation. "Clown car" is a trump card for when a discussion or argument has become facetious, which generally resets or ends the argument.

I think we should go to Medieval Times for lunch . . . in a clown car.

by mattdavey November 20, 2010

Clown Car

1. A car that has a FIAT badge or rebadged FIAT cars like the Jeep Renegade.

2. A car that has a bad reputation and are endless money pits.

FIAT cars are garbage and are considered clown cars.

Any VW New Bettles are considered clown cars and they are POS.

by ATX-CVPI July 17, 2019

Clown car

Donald Trump's limo.

And here comes the Clown car straight down 1600 Penn.

by That Lego on the floor April 28, 2017

Clown Car

A car , usually from the mid 80s, that has abnormally large rims and a ridicules paint job.

Look at that clown with his pants on the ground climbing in his clown car.

by tk3033 December 3, 2010

Clown Car

The difficult act of inserting both the cock and the balls into a single condom, thus resembling the tight confinement of a group of clowns packed into a small car.

My balls are bruised because I crashed my Clown Car into some slut last night.

by Fort Donkey May 10, 2008