Clown Car

1. A car that has a FIAT badge or rebadged FIAT cars like the Jeep Renegade.

2. A car that has a bad reputation and are endless money pits.

FIAT cars are garbage and are considered clown cars.

Any VW New Bettles are considered clown cars and they are POS.

by ATX-CVPI July 17, 2019

Clown Car

A car , usually from the mid 80s, that has abnormally large rims and a ridicules paint job.

Look at that clown with his pants on the ground climbing in his clown car.

by tk3033 December 3, 2010

Clown Car

The difficult act of inserting both the cock and the balls into a single condom, thus resembling the tight confinement of a group of clowns packed into a small car.

My balls are bruised because I crashed my Clown Car into some slut last night.

by Fort Donkey May 10, 2008

Clown Car

To be filled with men in a sexual way
A woman who wears a lot of makeup and has a lot of sex

"Damn son, your girlfriend is a total clown car! She had like five guys in her last night."

by mcflykitty September 1, 2014

Clown Car

A Lincoln Town Car. Often called a {jew canoe}

Jesus! Don't they come with dimmer switches for the headlights. And can't they go over 40 mPH?

by Federalq2b June 2, 2005

clown car

noun: a vagina that has had numerous children birthed from it.

She has had 5 kids in 7 years. She has to be sportin' a clown car between her legs.

by halize March 31, 2006

To clown car it

When more people than there are seatbelts are shoved into a car. When people have to sit on the floor or on each other.

Kelly was driving, Becky had shotgun, Ashley, Kelsey and Mandee were in back with the other Ashley sitting on Mandee and Jay sitting on Kelsey. I had to sit on Becky. We were so clown car-ing it.

by Brother Joe August 8, 2005