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find the clitoris 

A simple method to get a woman to like you more than any other guy.
Bro # 1: Man, I don't think Jessica likes me bro! What should I do?
Bro # 2: You just gotta find the clitoris. Works every time bro.

The Clitoris 

(n, Australian English) Another term for the iconic crappy Australian car, the Holden Commodore. A term commonly used by Commodore owners as the name of their car.

Originates from the old adage:

Q: What does a Commodore and a clitoris have in common?
A: Every cunt has one.
Steve: Oi cunt, we're low on Bourbon, think it's time to fire up The Clitoris and head to Thirsty Camel.

Dave: We'll have to take the Falcoon, The Clitoris blew a head gasket again, the fucking piece of shit.

Steve: 'Ken oath.
The Clitoris by Riccardinho July 18, 2014