Clinker

(n) 1. The incombustible residue, fused into an irregular lump, that remains after the combustion of coal.
2. A partially vitrified brick or a mass of bricks fused together.
3. An extremely hard burned brick.
4. Vitrified matter expelled by a volcano.
5. Slang.
A sour note in a musical performance: hit a clinker.
A mistake; a blunder.
Something of inferior quality; a conspicuous failure: a clinker of a show.
6. Chiefly British. Something admirable or first-rate.

Ouch! I just got hit in the head with a clinker!

by Fatguyinalittlecoat December 02, 2004

clinker

A rather attractive girl.Origin galway ireland

geez shamie shes a real clinker, id love to put a baby in her.

by jarlath January 11, 2006

clinker

the last bit of tobacco or marijuana that can be smoked out of a pipe or bong, esp when covered by ash.

"there's probably a clinker left in there if you want it."

by Bifidus February 21, 2012

Clinker

Small balls of toilet paper stuck in your anal hair.

I have a clinker stuck in my ass hair.

by Meddite November 09, 2012

Clinker

A fucked up occurance brought about by complete and utter incompentence in organizing or otherwise administrating simple every-day situations.

"Stephen pulled a Clinker: he bought a sandwich with his VISA card ten years ago and now has $75,978.34 in credit card debt...no, he didn't buy anything else, just the sandwich"

by Mr. Shwizzle January 08, 2009

clinker

see also teggit

Ouch! Teggits

by oracle March 12, 2004

clinker

The hard snow and ice mixture that attaches itself behind the tires of a car.

After driving through a snow storm a huge clinker formed behind my tire and I couldn't kick it off.

by ataraxis July 05, 2009