clenchmaxxing

The squeezing or flexing of one's glutes to exercise and tone them to their maximum natural potential

He was Clenchmaxxing all math class, look at that ass!

He sucks at Clenchmaxxing, hes so flat

clenchmaxxing by Clenchmax February 7, 2024

clenchmaxxing

Clenchmaxxing refers to the process and repetition of one clenching their jaw to enhance facial structure / looks.

Person 1 (male): I’ve been clenchmaxxing for weeks now, this is so OP.

Person 2 (female): Holy shit you are so fucking hot now.

clenchmaxxing by BlinkyGob February 8, 2024

clenchmaxxing

Where you clench your ass cheeks over a long period of time to obtain a level 10 gyatt.

Dude, your ass is huge! Have you been clenchmaxxing??!?!

clenchmaxxing by lestererst February 28, 2024

clenchmaxxing

Essentially mewing but with your buttocks. You squeeze your glutes at all times to shape it into a plump baby pumpkin carved from marble. Many clenchmaxxers have expressed feeling like they're in a higher plane of existance from performing this, not unlike gooning.

"Oh, you've been mewing, ropemaxxing and jelqing for the last two years? But you haven't started clenchmaxxing yet? Never gonna make it"

clenchmaxxing by Cheezy D on the mic March 20, 2024

clenchmaxxing

The act of clenching your ass as a workout to make that shi fat asf

Boyfriend: Damn it’s looking fat you been working out?
Girlfriend: Nah I’ve just been clenchmaxxing

clenchmaxxing by Johnsontickler April 5, 2024

clenchmaxxing

The act of clenching your buttcheeks for a period of up to one week, holding in poop in the process, to achieve a more desirable buttocks shape

Peter thinks clenchmaxxing will prevent him from needing a BBL!

clenchmaxxing by iIluson April 28, 2024

Clenchmaxing 

Clenchmaxing is the final form of gooning.

When one has redlined their edge, and is deep into the euphoric gooning state, you begin to squeeze the base of your bird until the mushroom reaches maximum plume. You have successfully clenchmaxxed when the post nut clarity brings you down to earth and you realize now you have to patch the gaping hole in your drywall from your atomic chode dumper.

Friend1: Chadwick is crashing on my couch dude.

Friend2: oh no why?

Friend1: bruv was gooning so hard he lost his mind and began Clenchmaxing in his apartment.

Friend2: oh my god what was he thinking.

Friend1: yeah man it’s tragic, dude clenchmaxxed so hard the wall dividing him from his neighbor fell down, and killed his neighbors ferret.

Friend2: damn, I know exactly what that feels like…. Kinda worth it.

Friend1: yeah land lord kicked him out so he’s crashing at my place til he figures out a new place to lease.

Clenchmaxing by The OG Pan January 18, 2024