anal cleft

n. the proper legal term for the ass crack

City Councilman: "...and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the Daytona Beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their anal cleft in such a manner, so has to.....

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 28, 2009

clerty

A word used to descibe something that is not dirty but not exactly clean. usualy clothes.

this shirt is clerty i only wore it for a few hours

by Missy McCullough January 11, 2008

clefticle

Combination of the words cleft and testicle(s). Used to describe Peter Griffin's chin or one similar in size and shape to his.

Colin: Dude, is that a nutsack on his chin!?
Mario: No, those are his clefticles.

Steve: When I gave him an uppercut to his clefticles, it felt like I gave him a straight shot to the boys.

by Mario L & Colin O September 3, 2008

mossy cleft

a womans genitalia.

dude that hoe had a serious mossy cleft

by Sam W March 9, 2007

Cleftomaniac

Film Directors who direct their cameras to catch the cleavage of women in their movies as a cheap trick to attract adolescent audience. I coined this word by lifting up a portion of the word kleptomaniac

Raj Kapoor the famous Indian Film actor and director could be called as cleftomaniac since most of his heroines are remembered by their busts instead of by their faces

by maatagadu February 26, 2009

bawdy cleft

The labia and vagina

I gave her bawdy cleft a good pounding last night.

by Ccmiz12 June 12, 2016

wet cleft

wet cleft- when a male has intense sexual intercourse with a women and her labia majora becomes loosened and moist to the point where one fold of the labia majora hangs down from the vulva.

Hit her with a right right, hit her with a left, got to beat it up until I give her lips a wet cleft. -Rkanomaly

by RKanomaly March 12, 2020