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CLEPtomania

A "sticky fingers" mental condition caused by excessive participation in the College Level Examination Program.
In the Red Green Show, the perpetually-on-parole petty-larceny criminal Mike Hamar claims to have been well-educated in certain subjects; I wonder if this is why he has a serious case of CLEPtomania???
by QuacksO September 11, 2020
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Claptomaniac

A person with an uncontrollable urge to clap at every minor accomplishment, event, or situation—no matter how trivial or mundane. Claptomaniacs find it irresistible to applaud even the smallest of successes, like finishing a cup of coffee, sending an email, or correctly guessing the weather for the day. They often unintentionally create awkward moments by clapping in quiet settings, like libraries or elevators, to acknowledge achievements only they seem to notice.

While clapping is often a social cue for praise or excitement, a claptomaniac takes it to the next level, turning everyday moments into personal rounds of applause. Though harmless, their behavior can baffle those around them.
"I swear, Greg clapped when the microwave beeped. He’s a total claptomaniac!"
by streamerd October 6, 2024
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clitomaniac

A human excessively attracted to the female clitoris physically and mentally, mainly for pleasure, but also for endless curiosity due to the different shapes and sizes.
I fear John is now a fully fledged clitomaniac as he simply cant stop masturbating over clitporn......
by Horsepoes August 7, 2024
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