less claypool

Singer and lead bass for the band primus. And the only one qualified to play a bass with more than 5 strings, or a whammy bar.

less claypool is the man

by jack f July 1, 2008

chase claypool

The act of celebrating too hard before you finish the task at hand.

The Golden State Warriors pulled a Chase Claypool when they were up 3-1 in the 2016 NBA Finals

by EW! January 3, 2022

Les Claypool

Probably one of the greatest bass players of our generation. His bass skills include 4 string, 6 string, 1 string (Whamola), upright bass (plucked and bowed), fretted and fretless bass. He plays with the acclaimed funk-metal band, Primus.

I love they way Les Claypool plays bass. He's been an inspiration to me.

by AlexDoesWeerdStuff May 17, 2023

Les Claypool

An over hyped bass player who plays for the sake of being weird. Was amazing in Primus but seems to have reached his creative limitations.

If you worked for Les Claypool, you'd be out of a job in no time.

by Tallest Man on Earth April 5, 2010

Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.

"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."

by Lindzko December 13, 2004

Claypool Moment

(noun)
When the universe accidentally rewards a painfully average fantasy manager with an unrealistic 6–8 week streak of dumb luck — usually ending in delusion, bragging rights, and a lifetime of denial.

Example:
“Mark didn’t win the league, he just had a Claypool Moment — the fantasy gods glitched.”

Alt:
“His waiver wire was straight garbage, but somehow every bench warmer dropped 30 points. Classic Claypool Moment.”

Origin:
Named after Mark Claypool, whose 2024 fantasy championship run defied logic, math, and God himself. Experts still classify it as a statistical fluke or divine prank.

by 0.01% Probability October 17, 2025

Claypooling

When an individual or team continues to talk shit after a loss to an opponent of a sporting event only to look more foolish

The wildcats need to stop claypooling and take their loss like men

by Baker6 January 16, 2021