Me:
I love youHim: brb gotta attack. Yk clash of clans nothing else don’t worry.
Me: okayyy mister be right
back then 🥺
Him: do you like licking Nutella off my balls 😍
“ clash of clans” : * chokes on his balls and a chuck of slimy Nutella slides down her throat*
Him: are
you done hoe, I need to go back and talk to what’s her name. OH RIGHT DUMB WHORE IS WAITING...