clash of clans

best game ever

tim williamson sucks at clash of clans

by mybrutha April 10, 2015

Clash Of Clan

A mobile game which will trick you to pay real money then continuously change the game using the word "evolve".it's like your buying sexdoll with a vagina. After a week magically the vagina changed into a dick and you can't do nothing but having it from behind

Clash of clan is f2p btw

by Monster among men November 21, 2016

Clash of clans

A guys who an cock

Regular guy: hey cock
Clash of clan player: I'm not
Regular guy: hhahhahaha got you fucksasss

Clash of clans

by PvEnjoyerture December 01, 2021

Clash of clans

A homosexual sex game involving two (usually big black) men sword fighting (clashing) their massive Weiners which they call their "clans", hence the name

Guy one: So... Watcha wanna do?
Guy two: wanna play clash of clans?
Guy one: ok
*Both teams pull out dicks*
Guy two: gosh, Jared, your clan is tiny

by MittensUB May 08, 2022

Clash of clans

good game

Notification: Clash of clans: chief! Your base is being raided by 驱逐舰真棒!

by HippeuxClasher January 11, 2022

clash of clans

An addictive game where you build your own village and train unrealistic troops and let them die when you try to attack another player's village.

Person A: Hey i just played clash of clans and all my troops died :(

Person B: how can you like clash of clans? Its such a crappy game.

by asianguyfromservite October 11, 2013

Clash of clans

The place men say they are gonna be playing with the homies but they mean they are gonna FUCK SOME HOE. ( NABEEL I KNOW YOU ARE FUCKING ONE OF YOUR HOES)

Me: I love you

Him: brb gotta attack. Yk clash of clans nothing else don’t worry.

Me: okayyy mister be right back then 🥺

Him: do you like licking Nutella off my balls 😍
“ clash of clans” : * chokes on his balls and a chuck of slimy Nutella slides down her throat*
Him: are you done hoe, I need to go back and talk to what’s her name. OH RIGHT DUMB WHORE IS WAITING...

by Yourtinderdate May 07, 2020