bearded clamshell

An Australian term for vagina

Oi Show us your bearded clamshell

by mt1 June 29, 2006

clumsy russian

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.

why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes

by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011

dead classy

A term used by female chavs and other council estate fishwives to describe any non-casual outer garments which can't be bought from Peacocks or Bon Marche.

Did you see that dress Carly was wearing when she was sucking that Bouncer off outside Yates's? It were dead classy.

by Gruzzo July 21, 2006

Classy Dame

A classy female, or otherwise polite woman. This may also be in reference to Anna, The Classy Dame, according to Zane and Ami.

Anna is the Classiest Dame I know. You are one Classy Dame

by Digital Royalty June 30, 2008

clamslap

v. After defeating your opponents in battle, rendering them helpless on the ground, the act of squatting on their face multiple times with your sweaty pussy lips exposed until they dry heave or vomit.

"Amy, that was an awesome fight yesterday!" You fuckin' crushed him!"

Damn straight! Did you see how many times I clamslapped his ugly mug! Muthafucka!"

by Clamsteak March 4, 2011

Clamsplosion

When a woman has a violent start to her period and menstrual fluid explodes from her vagina

Margaret was very lucky she had tampons in her purse or she never would've survived this month's Clamsplosion

by A.Shamaru January 1, 2015

clamshell anus

A congenital deformity in which the buttocks can open up like the shells of a clam, with anus inside as a clam would be inside clamshells.

He dropped his shorts and then made everyone in the locker-room pass out from the sight of his clamshell anus.

by wiginpen February 15, 2004